DATE LINE....SUV REPORT

One day while driving to an appointment, one of my favourite radio commentators, Rush Limbaugh, played his "SUV REPORT".

It was a funny and real compilation of reports from the 'Liberal media'.

Reports such as....
-SUV rolls down driveway and kills cyclist on street
-SUV locks baby inside and suffocates child in 90f heat wave
-white SUV leads Los Angles Police on three hour high speed chase on freeway
-SUV drives over parking curb and pins smoking teenager against wall of variety store.


You get the point. Like in the last point, did the teenage mock the SUV and it got so mad it had mindlessly attacked the teen? Was the SUV responding to the teen because the teen was smoking? Was the SUV offended by the teen's second hand smoke?

I have even noticed the SUV response in the Canadian Media. "SUV strikes and kills moose outside of Kenora". So much for reporting the fact that the moose just mindlessly walked across the Trans Canada Highway.

Just like in this photo. Did the SUV just randomly attack and kill this 'poor defensless' raccoon and quickly speed away? Or did the raccoon just mindlessly walk onto the highway and start eating some other roadkill before, he to became roadkill?